i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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