I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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