All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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