dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
