nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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