I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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