i jhust puked up my retainher.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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