I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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