The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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