Nicole vs. Life
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Randomize
