I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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