i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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