you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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