singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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