You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You're like the curious george of whores
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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