he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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