why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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