Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Did I show you my penis last night?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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