If that was your dad, he is hot
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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