clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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