I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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