It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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