Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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