Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I need a burrito and a hug.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize
