I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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