She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize
