I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
