I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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