Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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