Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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