Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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