I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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