I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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