You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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