I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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