It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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