My room smells like vodka and shame
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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