This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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