if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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