I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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