As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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