Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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