so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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