Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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