Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
wow bdsm is so cute
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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