Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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