i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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its like you know when i get waxed
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize