He kissed a someone with a penis
Life is so much better after having sex.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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