ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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