The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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