You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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