oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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