I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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