My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
it hurts more in the daytime
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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