Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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